How to eat a croissant

April 1st, 2018

Do you hear everyone talking about enjoying these flaky crustaceans, but are too embarrassed to try one because you don't know how to eat them? Don't worry, it's simple. Use this simple guide and you can walk with confidence into the nearest café.

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A TinyURL with an opinion

August 22nd, 2007

The TinyURL.com service allows you to instantly generate short URLs from long ones. For example, a link to a long URL at Wikimedia Commons becomes http://tinyurl.com/2lp8q4. Each new URL submission is added to a database, and the next free alphanumeric string is set as an identifier.

Naturally, I had to try some rather amusing subsets of the range of alphanumeric possibilities. (Read: Offensive language ahead.)

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How the Bible implies that unicorns exist

January 11th, 2007

I've been on a bit of a binge lately with blog entries on faith and religion, perhaps because there's so much fun analysis that can be performed on them. My latest subject is contradictions in dogma and why fundamentalist thinking is incompatible with reality. In fact, I below present a proof that the Bible implies that unicorns exist.

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I apologize in advance… for Snakes on a Drain!

September 8th, 2006
Snakes on a Drain!

Sorry 'bout that. Lost control for a second.

Tell it like it isn’t: Roadkill

August 30th, 2006
Currently called:
"Roadkill"
Sounds funnier as:
"Puzzle deer"

Thanks, Chaz!